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you

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My father told me you should never talk
to a horse.

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He said they're dumber than dogs and
only understand the crop.

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But I don't think that's true.

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I think a horse doesn't want to be
ordered about any more than a man does.

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The dog can only have us.

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And if he loses, we won't even have
that.

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I can get the weapon in his hand.

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Somehow.

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But then it's up to you.

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Oh, Bob?

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You steal that horse.

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Tell the truth.

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We'll be fair.

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It's not stealing if you mean to put it
back.

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What's wrong with your hair?

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What's wrong with your eye?

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You're Throvan Risely.

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You're the maddest knight in the Seven
Kingdoms.

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We are a vessel for the warrior.

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When it is madness bid, it is madness
delivered.

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You're small for a squire.

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I serve for Duncan the Tall.

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He's large enough for the both of us.

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We've not heard of him.

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You will.

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Where have you been?

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Training.

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Don't wander off without telling me.

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What are you doing, sir?

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Sowing a patch.

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Is that not my job?

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You know how?

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Then quit jawing and get the brushes.

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Thunder looks like he's been dragged
through a hedge.

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What about breakfast?

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There's salt beef after you're done.

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I sooner eat the horse, but... You'll
eat my fist if you don't do as you're

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told.

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Never mind that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, just like that.

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Keep it as close to the edge as
possible.

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And that's your whip stitch.

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How do you get it so even?

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Just... Just practice. Just...

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Try again.

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There. Yes!

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Sir? Mm -hm?

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Is it odd that I have black hair growing
out of my stones?

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Odd that you're telling me.

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Prince Baelor was the firstborn. Prince
Maegor sprang out, laughed.

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Daemon was a bastard.

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It's time.

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Fetch my armour.

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Now?

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Aye, now.

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Why?

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Because I mean to enter the lists.

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You don't have your shield?

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Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the
way.

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Also,

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the right of first challenge goes to
Knights of Highbirth and Renown.

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Are you a Knight of Highbirth and
Renown, sir?

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Wait, so I cannot enter the lists today?

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Not today, sir, no.

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Only nights of high birth and renown.

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And why have I been vomiting all
morning?

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It's a mystery.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Goose eggs.

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Just the eggs.

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No, no, no.

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Goose eggs.

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Do you like goose eggs?

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Your shield will be ready this evening,
sir.

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Thank you.

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Shut up.

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Meg, I can't eat hard -boiled beef. I
just eat lovely food and grapes and all

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the... Can't even drink a pint of ale.

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Yeah, because it's disgusting.

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It's not disgusting. Yes, it is
disgusting. It's not disgusting. It's

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disgusting. Well, then I won't buy you
another one.

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Good.

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I think I could be quite happy in a
place like this.

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You're in a place like this?

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I meant for a while.

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Ah, yes.

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After I lead a great campaign for my
lord, of course.

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Of course.

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I return a war hero.

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And he gives me a parcel of land for my
very own.

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And the hand of his second most
beautiful daughter.

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Second most?

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Well, you've already married the first
most.

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Have you not, sir?

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I keep horses, plant oats and peas.

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Raise cows.

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And lambs, perhaps.

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Fuck your lambs.

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Did you really ride all the way here in
the back of some farmer's wagon?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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I'll say this for you.

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You're a good worker when you put your
mind to it.

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I think so.

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You mean I can stay in as your squire
after the tournament?

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If I lose at my first joust, I'll
scarcely be a knight after the

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But if you win?

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If I win... Sir Duncan!

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A word, if you please.

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Is there an issue with

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my entry?

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Oh, no, no, I... I only wanted to show
you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.

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Er... Sir Duncan, I believe we are
both...

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Men of honour.

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So I hope you understand that what I ask
serves no private interest.

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I'd just surprise you to learn that my
Lord Ashford has ritually overspent on

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his daughter's pageant.

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I might not.

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Well, with winter not so long past and
many of our flocks collapsed, hard times

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lay ahead.

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Unless we endeavour to reverse our
fortunes.

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I don't have any money.

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Shocking, that may be.

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I mean not to rob you, but to reward
you.

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Reward me?

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Aye. What do you know of Lord Ashford's
youngest, Sir Andrew?

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He's a deaf lance.

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Indeed, indeed.

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But we're a challenger to come forth.

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And an horse, Sir Andrew, against all
odds. The lucky few who backed such an

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unlikely winner would find their pockets
full.

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Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I
mean no disrespect.

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I ask only what you already intend.

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Drive your fork from his saddle and take
your place on Champion's Row.

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I do not want a victory that I have not
earned.

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Have you not earned it?

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Let Sir Andrew take the fall, and you
shall have his horse, arms and armour as

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recompense for your role.

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A tidy sum for a young edge knight who
presently calls an aldertree home.

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It's a noun.

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I beg you, think on it.

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I shall seek your answer on the morrow.

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Perhaps the rains will hold till then.

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Mind your pride, Sir Duncan.

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of Mirka, grandson to King Charon the
Good, and Prince of Hoth of Aerion.

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Prince Aerion, bright flame!

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Cousin.

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Not to worry. I won't embarrass you
today.

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Come out, come out, little knight.

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Time you face the dragon.

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Terrible sight.

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But a squire must be strong.

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A mishap may befall me, and I'll need
you to keep your wits if it does.

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That was no mishap.

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The jousting is done for the day, I
think.

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Come, lad.

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Thank you.

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Of course there wasn't, Alistair.

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The crippled girl who shoved her hand up
men's arses.

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I think there probably was.

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Of course there probably was.

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Do you think her name was really Alice?

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No. I just think Alice is a nice name to
write a song to.

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That means there was a crippled girl who
was so good at pleasuring men in her

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bum that they thought fit to celebrate
her in song.

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Yet they could not prod the credit her
true name.

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If there's a lesson in that, it's for
wiser men than me to say.

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Perhaps it is a story of honour.

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Honour?

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A misfortune girl making the best of her
natural gifts.

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One might wish for more.

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But is this not the act of a dogged
spirit giving more than what is asked?

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The whole arm bone, as it were.

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Perhaps her name does not matter then.

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It's... It's her story that abides.

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Her name is Hope, sir.

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Belongs to all who invoke it.

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Did you

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ever know your father, Egg?

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Most like I saw mine hanged.

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There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom.

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We used to sell them rats and cats and
pigeons for brown.

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Cook there always said my father was
from Flea.

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He was as big as me.

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He wouldn't let a very good one.

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Say your fortune.

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Oh, yeah. Go on, then.

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You shall know great success and be
richer than a Lannister.

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Thank you. Do the boy now.

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You shall be king.

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And die in hot fire and worms shall feed
upon your ashes.

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And all who know you shall rejoice in
your dying.

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What?

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Thank you, that's very good.

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Why would she say that?

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Why would she say what?

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Come on.

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Sir Duncan!

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I saw you earlier with this boy.

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Yeah, this boy is my squire.

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Egg, this is Raymond Fossaway.

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Good day.

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Will you join me in my tent for a cup of
cider?

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I can wait at the puppet show, sir.

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Bring your shields when the performance
is over.

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We make it ourselves.

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Very well.

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Have you chosen an opponent yet?

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Oh, uh, I'm not sure.

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Who does your cousin mean to challenge?

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If anyone's wounded on the morrow, I'm
sure Stefan will be quick to knock on

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shield.

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He's a wise chivalry and a daft weasel.

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I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite
equally

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matched. A local favourite.

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You mean to play the villain?

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I heard Eriam were in spitting rage at
Lord Ashford for giving away his horse.

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Little comfort that will be to Sir
Humphrey. Looked as if he was going to

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the day. Now his leg shat like a baking
dish. My squire thinks Arian meant to

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kill the horse.

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It's just hard to accept that a knight
might be so dishonourable, let alone a

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prince. Why is that hard?

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No, I... They're incestuous aliens,
Duncan.

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Blood magicers and tyrants who burned
our land.

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Enslaved our people.

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Dragged us into their wars with no
respect for Irish or our customs.

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Every pale -haired brat they've saddled
on us has been madder than the last.

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God's know how.

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The only honourable thing a Targaryen
can do for this realm is finish on his

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wife's tits.

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So I think he meant to kill the fucking
horse.

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I got a bit carried away there.

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Heard that part about the tits from
Stefan

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There we are. He's all smiles and
chivalry so long as his father's

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I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.

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He left Ashford this morning to search
for the rest of his misbegats.

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Misbegats? Which of those?

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He's there.

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Darren. And the youngest.

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They departed somewhere altogether a few
days ago, but never reached Ashford.

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They've rumours going about the boys are
dead.

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But most like Darren, he's probably just
drunk again.

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Little wonder maker's been walking
around like someone pissed in his swan

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He's probably just worried about his
son.

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Seven know why.

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Darren's a sod.

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Arian's just vain and cruel.

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The third's so useless, we're going to
ship him off to a citadel to make a

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maidservant of him.

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And the youngest... You have to come!

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Arian's hurting her! Hurting who?

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Why did you throw your life away for
this whore?

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She's scarcely worth it.

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She's a traitor.

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The Dragon Lord never loses.

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Nothing more to say.

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You've loosened one of my teeth.

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So we'll start by breaking out all of
yours.

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Don't hurt him!

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You stupid boy!

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Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!

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No, they won't. They do. The last one's
my father.

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Let go of him.

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Wait. Your call. Do as I say.

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You impudent little rat.

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What's happened to your hair?

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I cut it off, brother.

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I didn't want to look like you.